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aqua scum

Aqua Scums are non-religious friends that go to Youth Group to hit on the hot christain emo kids.

Aqua Scums are friends that bake cakes for a dead guy.

Aqua Scums are friends who won't sit around and listen to disco on vinyl.

Aqua Scums are friends who dance and sing at their tops of their lungs while listening to disco on vinyl.

Aqua Scums are friends who get carpel tunnel from playing too much flash flash revolution.

Aqua Scums are friends who stalk kids with fros.

Aqua Scums are friends who send fat kids candy.

Aqua Scums are friends that dress each other up in drag, Tim Curry style.

Aqua Scums are friends that openly discuss boy sex very loudly in the halls at school.

Aqua Scums are friends that don't beleive in names, only nicknames.

Aqua Scums are friends that are so perverted they gross out their guy friends....but its just so funny

Aqua Scums are friends that can spend hours shopping in thrift shops for neon coloured plaid pants, stripped wool sweaters (the itchier the better) and old man jackets.

Aqua Scums are friends who actually wear the neon pants, stripped wool sweaters and old man jackets to school.....all at the same time.

Aqua Scums are friends that listen to ridiculously emo songs and then tottaly make fun of it.

Aqua Scums are friends who aren't afraid to admit they have an undying passion for musicians like Soul Decision or....Prince.
Bob: "Yar, Jim! i heard that gay pirates get more booty."

Jim: "Yo! fo sheez! were did ya hear that homie B?"

Bob: "those Aqua Scum girls. After they defeated the gay frenchman Pierre and his army of killer croissants with their rainbow disco laser beams of doooom, they asked me to bend over and let pierre plunder my booty ninja style!"

Jim: "YAR BOB! that's sick!"

Bob: "i know, but aren't they super rad?"
by megan March 28, 2005
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aqua space

the appearance of water when the sun reflects on it, or any other glittery surface.

usually viewed post green-lungin it
K: it looks like....space!
H: yeah, like AQUA space!
K: mehhhhh...aaaaqua spaaaace
by ClUb TrEaSuReR October 25, 2005
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Aqua Douglas

When you defecate underwater and it cleans you butthole as you excrete.
Bro 1: "Bro I can't hold my shit in, I'm gonna shit in the pool."
Bro 2:"Bro you can't just take an Aqua Douglas right here!"
by T~$w@G June 17, 2018
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aqua noggin

Craig was born with an aqua noggin.
by mudson June 3, 2018
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Hot aqua

when a bunch of fat old hags bounce around like potatoes in the water whilst being taught by a low life scumbag of a minimum wage instructor.
Old hag: u want to go to a Hot aqua class today

Other potato: ok
by immastaunchucuz May 12, 2019
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aqua,aque

there was a reallly nice woman with her lovely son and they went to go get aqua,aque
water.
by aqua,aque December 7, 2017
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Aqua handshake

When a woman gives you a hand job underwater. Very similar to a proper aqua handshake but she doesn't have webbed fingers.
Why is Michael making that face?

Well nevermind it looks like Natasha is giving him an aqua handshake
by Dirty Chaos November 27, 2017
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