Absonotely

The combination of absolutely and not in one easy to say word.

"Did you understand all of that?"
"Absonotely"

by Ed Martinez October 19, 2004

anson

a male name that is the root of awesomeness. he has no problem with the ladies and can cause a woman to have an orgasm just by pointing, winking at her and making that little clicking noise. he is also extremly athletic, you can see him playing football, hockey, and lax (possibly at the same time). he loves proving others wrong and he will always succed. he can be load at sometimes but he does it with swagger. he's pretty much a straight up g. those who hates on this bro should go jump off a cliff he's that awesome

Hot Girl 1#: isnt anson so awesome!

Hot Girl 2#: oh my god i want him in my pants!

by difinedtruth October 15, 2010

Apron belly

An Apron belly is when you become so immensely overweight, that your stomache hangs over your pants, or shorts, or whatever you're wearing looks sort of like an apron.

Ew, that mans apron belly is so big, he doesn't need a napkin!

by Chris Harper May 30, 2006

apron

apron - a sagging, hanging flap of gut often seen in older ladies who have long since lost the weight of their youthful pregnancies, but also their elasticity. The result is a flap of flesh, sometimes slightly hanging over their upper pubic region/ gunt Often a haven of foul body odor.

" During her weekly shower, aunt Ruth lifted her apron to wash, and the smell peeled paint off the wall"

by ziffstation April 16, 2004

Arson cheque

A worthless or rubbery cheque (check to y'all stateside), submitted as payment with no fiscal value; a forgery

"Got an Arson cheque the other day."

"Eh?"

"Some Nigerian guy tried to scam me on eBay, sent me a well dodgy cheque. I might as well wipe my arson it."

by Peter Phile November 14, 2006

akson

An akson is nigga that’s always in his feelings and get mad very quick and usually has a small dick or pretty ugly but still gets girls but sometimes a cool guy but cheap as fuck

Yoo why u acting up your such a akson

by Michael Thomson December 7, 2017

Alson

Supreme beings who sit equal to Arkoday but often find themselves in persnickety wars against them over the ruling of Warindas. There one weakness is their lack of stamina due to their advanced size.

Alson: Do you dare challenge me Arkoday?
Arkoday: My curry is so spicy, it could burn up your fut.
Warinda: Do not worry my persnickity preditor, I am at your side.
Conteh: Alson, my brother. They need to confess their sins to the lord.

by UrNansCrustyFlipFlop November 20, 2019