ankles to god

Missionary position. Legs in the air.

Aka... When you got a freak jawns legs up.

Maaaannn... I had the jawn....Ankles to god!!

by Murph the Kenzo May 6, 2021

ankles tighten

A hyperbole for when something is cringe or embarrassing.

(use of phrase)

"That made my ankles tighten."

by kokichi's dumptruck ass July 25, 2021

Ankles

The name given to someone who reaches new lows in terms of appalling behaviour. Three feet lower than a cunt.

Ankles scored an own goal last night in the local derby. Didn't think he could stoop that low.

by Rusty Pirov July 30, 2021

Ankles

CoryxKenshin always will break them.

"GET YA FREAKIN ANKLES BROKE"

by SamuraiXXSista December 3, 2021

Anklet Andy

A man who is confined to an ankle monitor due to probation or house arrest.

John was sentenced this morning by the judge.
Are they sending him to jail?
No, but he's gonna be an anklet andy for 6 months.

by PetertheReader August 8, 2024

ankles

A slang word used to describe something that is bad, stupid, low-quality, or otherwise unpleasant.

“I finally got a job as a kindergarten teacher, and the children will not stop screaming their lungs out. This is ankles.

by Giga L February 19, 2026

Ankles

Describing a woman when she is lower than a cunt. When you call a woman a cunt that's one thing but when you tell her that she's ankles that means she's two feet below a cunt.

You're so worthless your ankles.

by Kumquat squasher July 20, 2025