Almoon

A very sassy gurl who loves some good verbal teaaa and will always get her grubby littles hands on some and will not hesitate to stalk her crush and will absolutely kill anyone who gets in her way

ooh whos thattt-random girl
oh thats almoon the hottest person in this world- her crushh

by urlocalbaddiieieeee April 5, 2022

Diving Almonds

A moderate to brisk walk in an upward direction in attempt to burn off excess calories that were consumed in a corporate office building cafeteria.

"Hey Lynn, let's partake in some diving almonds after lunch in the stairwell!"

by Oriental November 1, 2011

Ass Almonds

Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.

Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.

I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Rhea Almonte

R- Rare
H- Honest
E- Elegant
A- Amazing

A- I
L- Love
M- her
O- so
N- much
T- always

E- Forever

Rhea Almonte is my wife.

by Fluffybaby January 22, 2022

almost fucked

When you don't quite complete the fuck but you shorty gives you maybe a boob or two

"Yeaaaaaa that bitch fine as hell, cody terell almost fucked. she gave me a whole boob or two"

by Hi5manENT April 11, 2019

almost done

not really actually close to done, and probably not done for a while.

sitting in an uncompleted state while other things- like checking one's facebook account, singing into one's hairbrush, dancing around one's bedroom, and dating other guys- get done.

jack: are you done yet?

jill: i'm almost done

(jack checks internet and sees jill responding to multiple comments about urbanddictionary week on facebook)

jack: :-/

by Delicious Monster February 3, 2010

Almond Cookie

Dilf Cookie

Who’s almond cookie
Dilf cookie.

by Todee October 2, 2021