Alarm cock

When you are awoken by your partner giving you oral sex a few minutes before your actual alarm goes off.

I had to wake up extra early for work, fortunately my girlfriend was up early and she woke me up using the alarm cock.

by C Rizzle3 March 18, 2017

Meat Alarm

The act of waking up a person by slapping them with an erect penis.

Woke up my girlfriend with the Meat Alarm this morning. At least one of us got up on the right side of the bed!

by ColeTrain33 May 18, 2017

cuddle alarm

An alarm you set before your primary alarm to allow for cuddle time with your partner before getting up for the day. Similar to hitting snooze, except it's primary purpose is morning cuddles.

We have to be up by 7am to make our flight, so you better set the cuddle alarm for 6:50am.

by Harmonizzle July 5, 2017

Alarm Clocking

Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.

Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.

Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!

by Woke Up April 25, 2010

Iphone alarm

The most annoying sound you could wake up too, but a useful annoying sound because this shit will wake you up.

Dave: *sound asleep*

Iphone alarm: *gose off*

Dave: AHHHHHHH... oh time for school

by microdog May 31, 2021

Alarm-psychic

Someone who wakes up just seconds/minutes before their alarm goes off.

I woke up just one minute before my alarm went off this morning. I think I'm alarm-psychic!

by Terry the Tog December 16, 2013

Alarm Monkey

A worker that does nothing all day except fix alarm's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.

Security Guard: "The alarm is broken can we phone some monkey to fix it?"

Alarm Monkey: "It's 2am in the morning!"

Security Guard: "We don't care! we found your name under Alarm Monkey, now fix it ...."

by Timmeh609 June 15, 2011