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A worker that does nothing all day except fix alarm's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.
Security Guard: "The alarm is broken can we phone some monkey to fix it?"

Alarm Monkey: "It's 2am in the morning!"

Security Guard: "We don't care! we found your name under Alarm Monkey, now fix it ...."
by Timmeh609 April 28, 2011
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