The most annoying sound you could wake up too, but a useful annoying sound because this shit will wake you up.
by microdog May 31, 2021
Get the Iphone alarm mug.Since I am usually awake before John, if he needs to be up at a certain time, just before his clock buzzes I give him a kiss-alarm.
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Get the Kiss-Alarm mug.by Terry the Tog December 16, 2013
Get the Alarm-psychic mug.Woke up my girlfriend with the Meat Alarm this morning. At least one of us got up on the right side of the bed!
by ColeTrain33 May 18, 2017
Get the Meat Alarm mug.When you are awoken by your partner giving you oral sex a few minutes before your actual alarm goes off.
I had to wake up extra early for work, fortunately my girlfriend was up early and she woke me up using the alarm cock.
by C Rizzle3 March 18, 2017
Get the Alarm cock mug.When you are extremly tired, but want to still carry out a text conversation with someone who takes a while to respond. so you take a nap, but set your phone to vibrate and put it next to your pillow to wake you when the other person responds.
by pomboricus May 27, 2011
Get the Text alarm mug.An alarm you set before your primary alarm to allow for cuddle time with your partner before getting up for the day. Similar to hitting snooze, except it's primary purpose is morning cuddles.
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