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Afroditi

A great person who believes in magic but has a great sense of humor. She can be random sometimes but still it's okay. May also have oppressive parents but she can find a way around it.
Look at Afroditi being slick by deceiving her parents.
She is so great, she is Afroditi!
by TheGreatSpirit October 3, 2016
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afro burn

A wrestling term, after wrestling a african-american the rash and burn. Very similar to rug burn but the oil and the sweat stings more.
Jane:"Did you get rug burn?"
Dave:"No, just afro burn."

Jim:"Dude thats baddd afro burn."
Dave:"I know it burns like a bitch."
by Hunter R. December 14, 2008
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afro-bush

This when a woman lets her pubic hair gorw way out of control, hence turning into a afro-bush!!
Alice had'nt had sex in a very long time, therefore she let her pubic turn into a afro-bush!
by guyfawkes74 January 3, 2010
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Peasant Afro

A person who is very plebeian. In fact, he is the most peasant-like of all the peasants. In addition, he is a very aggressive and lazy person as a whole. In fact, he is such a spoiled brat that even his own nanny packs his school bag even though he is 13 years old. Also, his iced tea sucks. But what most annoys people of him is his immense afro and obsession with brands. So all in all, he is a humble, plebeian cauliflower/microphone

DISCLAIMER: Do not be a Peasant Afro
"YOU SIR, ARE A PEASANT"
-Peasant Afro
by blondelotus48 January 26, 2018
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afro

one of the coolest hairstyles known to man
*must never under any circumstances be worn by caucasians...it's called an "afro" for a reason.
"Blake wishes he could have an afro...too bad he's a cracker."
by Robert plays drums March 24, 2008
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don't touch what you can't afford

What was once the ultimate put down. The strongest diss you could say to somebody who was annoying you by being physical with something you own.

Starting off with expensive things that other poor kids couldn't afford, this was a snobbish insult used by richer kids who had the flashest new gear and one of the poorer kids wanted to touch it as they could never afford somethign so extravagent. This was in fear of the poorer kids leaving germs or nits on the item leaving the richer kid fucked later on. This would put them in their place and the poor kids would know their place in society.

However, things started to get a bit out of hand circa 1997. The diss spread wildly across Britain's schools and soonn became used in day to day conversations heard in the playground; the cheaper the tackier the item the better the insult. It was a witty way of saaying "you're so poor that..." but without having to use the brainpower to think of an item and and it would leave people hurt inside.

Soon enough people found a way of responding to this comment which was to get your wallet out and show you have enough money to indeed afford the item, thus making the person who used it look silly and make their point completely void. Soon after this was discovered people stopped using it, and thus sending a classic diss to the history books along with "your mum gives head for bread" and other such insults.
Person 1 "Hey, Let me have a look at that pen."
Person 2 "Oi, don't touch what you can't afford!"
Person 1 "Damn...you didn't have to go there."
by GF February 18, 2007
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afro ninja

An Afro Ninja likes things like video games, race cars, kung fu movies, anime
by bossladybitch December 8, 2010
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