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Noah Ackerman

The most badass human being in the world. Champion of jiu-jitsu, purveyor of hooters girls, soon to be leader of his own tribe. Abilities include: hunter sight, farmer strength, inhuman intelligence, and a sexy mustache
Oh my god it’s Noah Ackerman!!! He’s so hot and sexy!!!
by Anthony bananas September 20, 2022
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Levi Ackerman

Levi Ackerman is a very well known anime character from the anime/manga series: Attack on titan. He is a captian of the servey corps, most people say that he is the strongest solider alive
Person #1: Hi! have you seen this anime called Attack on titan? It's so cool!

Person #2: Oh yeah! I've watched that as well! Levi Ackerman is my favorite character, What about yours?

Person #1: Same! Levi Ackerman is also my favorite character!
by Pumbowm January 14, 2023
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levi ackerman

a midget 5 foot 3 40 year old beyblade that ended up being too hot he had paparazzi.

also means levi, and capten levi.
Levi Stan: *finds levi* YO ITS LEVI HES SO HOT
levi ackerman: what are you talking about im 40 and married
by joelnoggs October 10, 2023
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ackermankitten

The most down bad Levi simp I’ve ever seen. Honestly could make ur day tho, but with all luv ur crazy bitch 😝
Ackermankitten’s husband is my pee paw
by Munchka2006 June 11, 2021
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Malin Akerman

Noun: A beautiful actress who is, or should be, required to show her gorgeous nude body in every film she's in.
Noun: Improving a movie by having a beautiful, sexy actress appear nude in it.
Verb: Agreeing that a hot, nude actress can make a bad film good.

Malin Akerman is a sexy, usually nude or seminude, actress known for her beautiful face and perfect body. She is pure sex.
"Malin Akerman's naked in that movie. Her ass is sweet. And the sky is blue. "
"What that sex comedy needed was some Malin Akerman. Butt naked of course."
"That movie sucked! At least they Malin Akerman'd it."
"I wish Malin Akerman would do porn! That's a film I would see!"
by yeeha March 28, 2009
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Mikasa Ackermann

Cute anime girl from Attack on Titan, best waifu of all time, any male who disagrees is homosexual
Mikasa Ackermann is my favorite character is Attack on Titan
by Master Armageddon February 3, 2019
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Ackermanosis

Syndrome charecterized by simple cognitive errors (so called "rookiness") , disportionately large Penile shaft (greater than 40cm) and unquinchable sexual appetite.

Epidemiology: 1 case in Australia from Warick QLD

Risk Factors include: Breeding in tasmania, Italian/lebanese exposure, surfing, sex, nandos

Treatment: Unfortuantley after years of research and funding...sadly there is no cure. The last known case Perished after tumescnece engorged the penis to a wopping 107cm, stroking out the victim.
News Article: Young female Queensland medical student impaled by 47cm Penis again and again prior to footy training. doctors and forensics agree the culprit suffers from Ackermanosis.

News Article: Firefighters were unable to lure women out of the top level in a burning building 40 stories high. Firefighters used a man sufferring from Ackermanosis to both reach the women and lure her to safety.
by Dr Hoho March 29, 2011
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