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Abel

He's like the chaddest chad on r/cc lvl 15, is balding tho😔, he's a grinder and will definitely make it, he's got the best personality on the chat and makes up for his average looks with it, even tho he kills all his time on discord he still gets decent grade prolly will easily make into some tier 1 law firm in India . His call on ftm has already positively changed so many lives and prolly the ftm foundation owes him 100k usd for the free shilling that he has done for future number 1 chain, soo he's gonna launch a sick charity NFT project with waakoow and Oldgoat both Chads as well with sick art and they plan to give away 80 percent of funds to make a school in Africa changing many lives. Shit is he's growing old and still broke and ugly so still on the grind and miles to go before he sleeps
Yo bro Abel I love you man, ftm already 10 bucks
by Abel037 February 2, 2022
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Abel

Abel stop touching me
by Niqqasperm November 27, 2022
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Abel

Terrible solipsistic people who suceed arbitrarily.
Hym "Yeah, Abel sacrifices a Lamb and Cain sacrifices wheat. God chooses one over the other and the one that isn't chosen is angry enough to kill the other. The story makes no reference to Cain bitterness and resentfulness as the reasonfor the rejection the sacrifice. That is a figment of Jordan Peterson's imagination. Which is harder: Tilling the ground or babysitting sheep? God rewarded the won that worked less hard and the harder working one murders him. THAT IS WHAT JORDAN PETERSON IS DOING TO ME. I sat around and watched the sheep's fuck and was rewarded by God with the most significant achievement of the modern age. I am become as God himself."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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Reid Abel

A sexy guy thats ripped with a foot long shlong and hes everything a lady could ever want and he is very athletic with beautiful eyes and will murder you in video games
Reid Abel has a massive dick
Big man Reid Abel
by ThiccPeen February 3, 2020
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Abel

“I’ll never met somebody like Abel. He’s all I search for in a man. And he’s a gift from God
by bbbbbfuturewiffey August 30, 2022
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The Abel Special

When you tickle a girl’s clit with you magnificent mustache/beard combo
by LilHomeInvasion June 7, 2018
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