by LilHomeInvasion June 7, 2018
Get the The Abel Specialmug. no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carrier, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in a bounce, in the pool, in the garden, BENT OVER, against the window, most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, era ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan introducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, vulcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets SOAKED, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts (shots), hair ripping, show stopping,
When someone looks so fine they look like a daddy you can call them an Abel Makkonen Tespussy, since he is literally the definition of attraction and a hot daddy <3. XOXO (love the dad bod, put it on me =)
by abelssecretho March 4, 2025
Get the Abel Makkonen Tespussymug. by bbbbbfuturewiffey August 30, 2022
Get the Abelmug. by Lil Emibo January 10, 2022
Get the Abelmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the Abel Connors Are Naruto Uzumaki <Angel Jose Robles>mug. An Abel is loud and doesnt know when to shut the fuck up. Hes a pretty good friend and stuff but he can be pretty mean aswell. But boyfriend-wise, an Abel is pretty hard to date. Dating an Abel may feel like it will be forever, but Abels are liars and rude. They'll talk behind your back and make you feel like the prettiest yet ugliest person in the world. It will be fun to date an Abel until he ends up fucking up and talks to someone else, yet covers it up with "theyre just a friend. I love you and you only"
Ashley: Hey who's that boy?
Heather: Thats my ex Abel. He was so amazing to me but he didn't know how to stop being a whore and ended up almost cheating on me. The thing is, hes still a good friend which is why im still friends with him...
Ashley: Girl, thats not good.
Heather: Thats my ex Abel. He was so amazing to me but he didn't know how to stop being a whore and ended up almost cheating on me. The thing is, hes still a good friend which is why im still friends with him...
Ashley: Girl, thats not good.
by iipxppaxxooii November 22, 2023
Get the Abelmug. bro looses aura every 5 seconds. atp theres no aura to be lost like bro come onn💀 but dont worry his hairline is not receeding ITS PROCEEDING LIKE ITS PAST HIS EYEBROWS ATP. like brothe uhhhhh. and why is he built like the 7 dwarfs from the new snow White movie.
by ehrfbiewbfiheqbf February 16, 2025
Get the Abelmug.