Abel Tesfaye

AKA The Weeknd. He is the sexiest man on Earth and a HUGEEE legend. He has the best sex skills and you can literally have sex with his songs playing. When Abel starts signing, your pussy is wetter than the ocean.

Friend: Did you have sex with Abel Tesfaye?
Kyra: Yes, we are now married with 10 children.

by badpuppysitdownmydog February 02, 2025