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Whopping Wood

a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
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Willy Whop

|Open compound word|
wil·ly1 ˈwilē/ noun|• | whop /(h)wäp/ verb |
When a man puts it down with his (lovemaking) tool.
(Hitting) her with the (“D”).
When you give a woman that (Super sex).
When you hit her with the (beast mode).
I hit her wit’ da Willy Whop last night.
ByGiovanniDYMillYentei
by MillYentei DYSlick January 1, 2024
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Molly whopped

Molly whopping is a San Francisco area slang term to beating someone very severely. Being “molly whopped” consists of a beating so severe.
person: *on the ground bleeding so badly*
person 2: HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE GOT MOLLY WHOPPED!
by al3ksei_lovesurban January 19, 2023
mugGet the Molly whoppedmug.

Molly whop

To smack a bitch or nigga ( depends on what u play for ) with your penis
by _xxgloxx January 9, 2020
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the whop shop

1. (n.) a place of great happiness where 3847353425872572365 editions of whopper are served by the whopper crew/team whopper in the whopper kingdom (a place created after a 5 hour conversation round a campfire in the New Forest with explorer scouts).
1. I'm going to The Whop Shop to try and collect all the Whoppers.
by gordo gay parade October 17, 2008
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Man-Whop

to stick your hand up ones anus, and flip them inside out by their eyeballs.
joe Man-Whopped zak, and i was left to clean up the mess while they carted joe off to the state penn.
by ILUVDETH December 23, 2007
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Willy Whop

|Open compound word|
wil·ly1 ˈwilē/ noun|• | whop /(h)wäp/ verb |
When a man puts it down with his (lovemaking) tool.
(Hitting) her with the (“D”).
When you give a woman that (Super sex).
When you hit her with the (beast mode).
I hit her wit’ da Willy Whop last night.
ByGiovanniDYMillYentei
by MillYentei DYSlick January 1, 2024
mugGet the Willy Whopmug.

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