a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021

|Open compound word|
wil·ly1 ˈwilē/ noun|• | whop /(h)wäp/ verb |
When a man puts it down with his (lovemaking) tool.
(Hitting) her with the (“D”).
When you give a woman that (Super sex).
When you hit her with the (beast mode).
wil·ly1 ˈwilē/ noun|• | whop /(h)wäp/ verb |
When a man puts it down with his (lovemaking) tool.
(Hitting) her with the (“D”).
When you give a woman that (Super sex).
When you hit her with the (beast mode).
by MillYentei DYSlick January 1, 2024

Molly whopping is a San Francisco area slang term to beating someone very severely. Being “molly whopped” consists of a beating so severe.
by al3ksei_lovesurban January 19, 2023

by _xxgloxx January 9, 2020

1. (n.) a place of great happiness where 3847353425872572365 editions of whopper are served by the whopper crew/team whopper in the whopper kingdom (a place created after a 5 hour conversation round a campfire in the New Forest with explorer scouts).
by gordo gay parade October 17, 2008

joe Man-Whopped zak, and i was left to clean up the mess while they carted joe off to the state penn.
by ILUVDETH December 23, 2007

|Open compound word|
wil·ly1 ˈwilē/ noun|• | whop /(h)wäp/ verb |
When a man puts it down with his (lovemaking) tool.
(Hitting) her with the (“D”).
When you give a woman that (Super sex).
When you hit her with the (beast mode).
wil·ly1 ˈwilē/ noun|• | whop /(h)wäp/ verb |
When a man puts it down with his (lovemaking) tool.
(Hitting) her with the (“D”).
When you give a woman that (Super sex).
When you hit her with the (beast mode).
by MillYentei DYSlick January 1, 2024
