Kenneth

A ship name for Kennedy and Ethan

They are both weird and quirky
They are both super popular

Hey who is that couple

Oh that’s Kenneth

They are super cute
Ik they have been married 26 years

by Sonica4eves January 22, 2019

Kenneth Cloonan

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.

Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.

by aHumanbeingwhoisalive101 November 02, 2018

Kenneth Nixon

The absolutely amazing lead vocalist for the Nashville based band, Framing Hanley. He used to be in a band with someone else named 'Kenneth' so he started going by 'Nixon' and he still does.

"Hey, did you meet Kenneth Nixon after the framing Hanley show last night?"

by xRachelatTheDiscox April 07, 2009

Hot Kenneth

The act of defecating on a plastic male doll. It is usually done by a male on a male doll.

Guy #1: Oh my god!! Someone shit on my sisters toys!
Guy #2: Get with the program nerd! I gave them toys a Hot Kenneth!

by thesituation89 January 20, 2010

Kenneth Bone

Pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of Christ himself.

Person 1: "Where are you going?"
Person 2: "To church"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "I have to be prepared for the return of Christ, it could happen at any time."
Person 1: "He already returned and his name is Kenneth Bone"

by Ken Bone = God October 15, 2016

Kenneth Boner

A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.

If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.

There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!

by In_shane_ity October 11, 2016

Kenneth Ellerbe

The current Washington DC Fire Chief who is widely known for changing the name of the department (DCFEMS) and funding uniform changes while not paying people their salaries. This man has social-agenda's and is in control of a 2,000 person work force while not showing any regard for his employee's. He is also known as a Dictator

You better not manage your company like Kenneth Ellerbe, or you'll have some pissed off employee's!

by DC News Guy October 16, 2011