Anal Crusader

A knight of castle humpalot that goes around raping and pillaging assholes. An anal crusader can also be considered a pious homosexual rapist

Watch out its the Anal Crusader Timmy, keep your asshole against the wall.

by Poepholl Pilot February 13, 2019

The Great Crusade

A time where the pope was like "nibba these muslims suck, go fuck them up"

"Yo I was part of the Great Crusade last night, it was so much fun taking Jerusalem

by Walaba September 29, 2018

Cut crusader

A guy without the hood around the tip of the penis.

"Dude are you a hooded hero or a cut crusader?"
"Why do you want to know, that's gay bro?"

by Chris.is.gay February 6, 2020

Caravan Crusader

Lukey B likes to travel around in his caravan with Paddy The Destroyer. Was deported to Ireland for a bit. (Is looking for a new handbrake for his living room)

The Caravan Crusader was spotted being molested in an alley

by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 18, 2023

pussy crusader

bunch of baddies in one spot
#pussycrusaders4life
#superkoolkids

i heard the pussy crusaders were out the other day
yeah they really looted the houses of parliament, i wish i was a pussy crusader

by mekaaa June 12, 2022

cracker crusader

A black person who has an unhealthy obsession for white boys/girls . Someone who will only be loyal to white people and only ever finds white people attractive

brooo that black girl is a cracker crusader she only ever goes for white boys

by papastankhead April 28, 2023

Cornbread Crusader

Another name for a white racist, typically from the south.

That white boy, he’s being a real cornbread crusader

by Probablyporcupine September 7, 2021