Zipperman

A nickname for that guy who is always checking his zipper to make sure it is zipped up.

That poor Zipperman, I’ve seen him compulsively checking his zipper, maybe upward of 100 times a day; some nightmare incident must be consuming his head!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 5, 2020

led zeppelin

Ok ok, here me out. Led Zeppelin is Great. but i think they are totally over rated. almost every one around here who likes Led zeppelin doesnt know anything about rock music or Led Zeppelin

Me: Hey you like Led zeppelin?
Them: YEAH HE'S GREAT

by Elliotousley15 March 23, 2007

Zeppelinhead

someone who is largely obssesed with the classic rock band Led Zeppelin, similar to the word Metalhead

dude 1: duuude! I just got an exact replica of Jimmy Page's dragon jacket! now I can wear it while I play my Gibson SG doubleneck!

dude 2: your such a Zeppelinhead mann....

by fyrefish July 24, 2009

Zeppelinization

The force that makes someone like Led Zeppelin

Im gonna Zeppelize you biotch with zeppelinization

by Im you August 12, 2009

zipper hawking

Girls checking out a guys package through his tight jeans. Female equivalent of guys checking out cameltoes.

"Hey, Rhonda... lets go to the club and do a little zipper hawking."

by Scooter Tramp August 13, 2012

zipper sniffer

A homosexual man.
See also: mattress muncher, pillow biter, shirt lifter, arse/ass bandit, freckle bandit, turd burglar, donut puncher etc (feel free to add).

Elton John is a self-confessed paid up card carrying member of the zipper sniffer brigade.

by scumbaggage April 30, 2013

Zipperection

The misleading, bulge-y shape created by a warping zipper in your clothing that makes it look like you have a hard-on underneath the protruding garment, giving it its charming name. This phenomenon is known to strike in pants, hoodies, and many other articles of clothing, especially when bunched up / sitting down.

Kristin : OMG Steven is that a full-chub??!!

Steven : No no I swear!! It's not a boner - it's my zipper, look!

{Goes to press down the fabric to demonstrate the vacancy of engorged member}

Kristin : Eeeeww gross don't touch your cock!! :(

Steven : Kristin no! It was only a zipperection!!

by SweetFancyMoses September 13, 2013