auric zoned

When she doesn't want the d or be your friend

Johnny: Damn she said she thinks of me as a friend but hasn't talked to me in ages
Me: Damn nigga, you've been auric zoned

by Xadasdasa January 22, 2015

Fam Zoned

Unlike being friend zoned, if you become fam zoned, there is NO way you have a chance wit shawty. She dubbed ya shit fam. Ain't no such thing as "fam with benefits"

Luke: "So how you and shawty doing?"

Bob: "She fam zoned me. Ain't no way she letting me slap now. "

by vanilla_chocolate August 10, 2016

girlfriend-zoned

When your girl friend wishes to be married. But the partner refuses to ask her too marry him.

Person 1: how do i get Ben to ask me too marry me.
Person 2: idk. You have totally been girlfriend-zoned

by honky tonka got no donk May 11, 2018

Client zoned

To be client zoned is when someone who was thought of as a friend politely rejects another's interest in a friendly relationship by maintaining the formality of business etiquette.

I thought of the contractor we hired for our project as a friend, but when I invited them to coffee they clearly had client zoned me based on their reply that they don't meet with clients outside the office and would prefer to stick to e-mail for work communication.

by DrMeuser July 7, 2018

Dead Zoned

When you express your feelings for another person and they not only reject those feelings, they completely ignore you and any contact you make.

"Yo I tried to talk to Derrick after I told him how I felt but he dead zoned me. I haven't heard from him in a month."
"Bruh, Kesha told me the other day that she's pregnant, Ima have to dead zone her man she trippin."

by C.Baritone January 7, 2019

LinkedIn-Zoned

If you apply for a job or internship, and you get turned down, but the hiring manager or person you emailed offers to add you on LinkedIn, "for future reference". Akin to getting friendzoned, as you don't get what you wanted but the person is too nice to say no, so they offer a weak thing to make up for it.

"How'd that application go Joe?"

"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".

by LinkedIn Guy January 28, 2020

gay zoned

When your crush turns you down because "she's gay", being unable to come up with a better excuse.

"Dude how about you get off that Valorant shit and get your ass to the gym, you've been gay zoned like thrice now."

by papapair123 January 7, 2023