Zeus

A term used to describe something/someone overpowered as shit in a video game.

"God, this isn't even fair! Meta Knight is so Zeus!"

by ChibiAirMan April 2, 2013

Zeus

Noun. zoos

A quick, sudden and unexplained sharp pain or cramp in the anus or general crotch area, like being hit with a mini bolt of lightening.

"Ow! I just got Zeus-ed!"

by Malverna July 9, 2014

Zeus

sexually harass young age girls or boys in a aggressive manner
disguise as religious christian while hypocritically practicing sinful acts

He was zeusing the girls on the street last night
I was zeused by James last night and I thought he was going to rape me.
Why are you zeused up? You are a totally different person today.

by Wenyuanchen December 2, 2013

flaming zeus

You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"

I gave Susan the Flaming Zeus last night and she loved it...I think

by OisDawgofCans December 14, 2016

Zeus

A God in old greece

Zeus was killed.

by Yuh vi prop UX do UX to ertghu November 30, 2019

Zeus

Not a God but sometimes he is treated like one because of how cute, loyal, and big and cuddly he is...he is a spoiled dog often either a name for a German Shepherd or Husky or both also his (or her) fur is so beautiful people would love to steal it and use it for a fur coat.

Person A: "that dog is sooo spoiled! "
Person B: "He must be a Zeus!"

by Anarchy_Hero11316 April 17, 2018

Zeus

A man with a chronic sex addiction

Man that guy's a real Zeus

by IrishST November 10, 2020