by ChibiAirMan April 2, 2013
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A quick, sudden and unexplained sharp pain or cramp in the anus or general crotch area, like being hit with a mini bolt of lightening.
A quick, sudden and unexplained sharp pain or cramp in the anus or general crotch area, like being hit with a mini bolt of lightening.
by Malverna July 9, 2014
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disguise as religious christian while hypocritically practicing sinful acts
disguise as religious christian while hypocritically practicing sinful acts
He was zeusing the girls on the street last night
I was zeused by James last night and I thought he was going to rape me.
Why are you zeused up? You are a totally different person today.
I was zeused by James last night and I thought he was going to rape me.
Why are you zeused up? You are a totally different person today.
by Wenyuanchen December 2, 2013
Get the Zeus mug.You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"
by OisDawgofCans December 14, 2016
Get the flaming zeus mug.Not a God but sometimes he is treated like one because of how cute, loyal, and big and cuddly he is...he is a spoiled dog often either a name for a German Shepherd or Husky or both also his (or her) fur is so beautiful people would love to steal it and use it for a fur coat.
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