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Zeus

1)
(Verb)

To cause catastrophic problems for everyone one meets, whilst facing little to no consequences oneself.

2)
(Noun)

Greek god of the sky and, by extension, thunder. Known for consistently fucking everything up for pretty much everyone but himself.
1) Don't interact with him if you can help it, he'll Zeus everything up.

2) Zeus fucking sucks
by sewer r a t April 2, 2022
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Zeus

Zeus was always tring to discredit anything anybody but Zeus did or said, because Zeus wanted all their love for himself/herself, but never really gave anybody back anything. So one day people finally stood up to Zeus to let Zeus know they would take things from here, and that they no longer needed Zeus no matter how hard Zeus tried to convince them they did need him/her/it.
Zeus is a fictional character, just like the bible, heaven, hell, purgatory, angels, and demons are fiction, not fact.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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Zeus

Noun. zoos

A quick, sudden and unexplained sharp pain or cramp in the anus or general crotch area, like being hit with a mini bolt of lightening.
"Ow! I just got Zeus-ed!"
by Malverna July 9, 2014
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Zeus Deuce

That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.
by funwithpun August 10, 2012
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Zeus's Kiss

When two umbrellas awkwardly bump into each other while their owners are walking through the rain.
The two met with Zeus's kiss before separating to opposite sides of the sidewalk.
by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022
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Zeus

a big man in the sky that throws lightning bolts and hooks up with a lot of women
There goes Zeus hooking up with a mortal women again
by That kidcore teen March 17, 2021
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Zeus

by Govu March 5, 2021
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