yo' mama

That fat smelly bitch who cooks me dinner and licks my ass...

Certificatologist: "yo' mama better be making some good shit tonight, or I swear I'll smack that ho!"

Midget: "my mother has been dead for 16 years."

Certificatologist: "I'd still do her..."

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

Rockin Yo Mama Like Only Your Papa Knows How

To be exteremley good at something. Skillful in a sexual act or An expert in a particular activity.

"This band are so good they be rockin yo Mama like only to Papa knows how."

by SteveDave May 9, 2003

Yo mama

a type of insult that is used as a joke.

Yo mama so fat when she died and tryed to climb the stairs to heaven she broke the stairs to heaven

by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021

yo mama

Your mother;Defense against insult, as in

Dave: You're a cocksucker! Connick: Yo mama!

by yoh mahmah March 4, 2003

yo mama

The person who keeps calling me

Yo, man, yo mama needs to stop calling me. I'm runnin' out of minutes on my cell phone.

by CDG January 22, 2004

Yo Mama

yo mama

Yo mamas so ugly she owes my dog fuck money.
Yo mama's like a drug store, open 24hrs a day.

by Pikey Tom November 19, 2003

yo mama

1.) The one who gave birth to you.
2.) A possible greeting to your mother.
3.) The greatest types of insult jokes ever made.
4.) Who I slept with last night.
5.) The one who would die if she knew about your shady dealings in the cocaine trade.

Yo Mama Jokes:
Popular since the dawn of the 90s and still growing. Yo mama, bitch.

by Ryan October 16, 2004