Build-A-Bitch Workshop

Where men can go build their own slut.

Connor: Aww did Caroline break up with you?
Nick: (Sobs) Yeah
Connor: Well stop on down to Build-A-Bitch Workshop! You can get a new one there!
Nick: You just made my day! I’m going there!

by Not a legend 27 December 17, 2019

"get rich quick" scheme that really works

Simple --- just publish a book that merely **claims** to tell you how to "get rich quick", sell lots of copies to greedy naive hopefuls, and then retire to a posh villa in Tahiti on the royalties.

I have developed a "get rich quick" scheme that really works, but you'll hafta shell out a small fortune for my book and da related materials in order to succeed.

by QuacksO September 2, 2018

That's how mafia works

Its a meme originated from the game Mafia City. Presented by pewdiepie in his latest video 1/5/19.

Person 1: Why is this meme so popular?? Like, I don't get it.
Person 2: That's how mafia works.
Person 1: What???
Person 2: Yes.

by JustYourLocalMemerHowYouDoin January 5, 2019

College Works Painters

Misleading
Scam

These people have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars filling the internet with LIES. They speak at schools, post ads on Craigslist, and I honestly think these people are brainwashed in to believing their own lies.

Tell motivated college students that they will make tons of money over the summer and convince them to rush in to signing contracts and selling innocent homeowners a crappy paint job.

You end up investing your own money in an internship. BIG RED FLAG. This money goes to rich CEO's.

Go read REAL testimonies of people who's college lives were ruined by this SCAM.
A lie that will make you lose money.

They ask you hypnotizing questions like,

We are interviewing 50 people today. (LIE) Does College Works Painters sound like a competitive job that you would be interested in?

We are a company that has lasted 17 years, does that sound successful?

We want to you to sign this contract to ensure your business promotion. Does that sound productive.

by Victim0fSCAMz March 17, 2010

let me know how that works out for you

the easiest way to end an argument when your opponent relays their intentions to do something that you do not agree with.

(online or in text msg, etc)
"I have to go shopping"
'I shop online, you must have tons of time on your hands. it's Christmas and the stores are packed!'
"The traffic here is fine."
'I thought it was snowing there.'
"I have snow tires! duh."
'You know, there are websites that sell things much cheaper.'
"But there is a sale going on at my favorite place!"
'fine. let me know how that works out for you.'

Best way to diffuse (yep, this is trolling!): "U mad?"

by notyourgirlfriend February 9, 2012

worksop

A small north Nottinghamshire town. The inhabitants seem to believe that travelling two miles towards 'Retford' will result in falling off the edge of the earth.

'Dont go to Worksop'. Nobody does. But nobody ever leaves.

by Boy LIghtining March 26, 2004

wokus pokus

The ever increasingly deranged nonsense spouted by the wokerati. The more woke the individual, the greater their level of wokus pokus bullshit.

Carmel is doing my head in with all her wokus pokus. I'm sick and tired of her claiming to be offended by everything and wish she'd just piss off.

by EuroTour Commander [retired] January 7, 2021