fair weather fuck

Someone who is only around for sex and will stop spending time with you when you stop fucking them.

Fred turned into a fair weather fuck when I stopped having sex with him.

by FMonty. October 26, 2013

Sweater Weather

1-Song used as a code to identify bisexual people
•Ask someone if they like sweater weather, if they say yes, they are bisexual!

(Some people don’t know about this code, so not everyone who says yes might be bi)

2-Sweater weather is also known as the Bisexual anthem.

•It’s not an official anthem, it’s taken as a bi joke, people call this song the bi anthem to joke around :)

1-
Person 1: “hey, do you listen to sweater weather?🙃“
Person 2: “yeah!😉“
Person 1: *now knows person 2 is bisexual*

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2-
*someone plays the song sweater weather*
Bisexual person: “everyone, stand up to the anthem!😎”

by Addy writes September 23, 2020

Weatherford Community College

(n.)-a synonym for the most strenuous, boring circle of hell. This circle distinguishes itself from the other circles of hell by having more rednecks, more cowboys, more old people, more middle aged smokers with rolling backpacks, less sexy people, less intelligence and ultimately, less FUN.

WC Student #1 - Jesus will save me from the flames of hell's eternal fury.

WC Student #2 - Nah, bro. We go to Weatherford Community College.

by Highly Refined Pirate February 22, 2010

News Not the Weather

When someone is talking and is spitting and spraying saliva at you...

Hey, did you see the sick outfit on Sarah?

Yea - I did, and by the way, I asked for The News not the Weather - dude you just soaked me!! get a napkin and wipe me off...

by B. Hanback February 10, 2009

fair-weather friend

A friend who is only around when they need you.

Bill is a fair-weather friend because he only comes over when I have weed.

by John October 23, 2003

arthur the weatherman

A video on youtube featuring a black weatherman named Arthur, who has a hilarious laugh.

arthur the weatherman: Pretty much everywhere, it's gonn' be hot.
News Reporter: Then I won't need a jacket!
Arthur: eh HYEAH HYEAH HYEAH HYEAHHAH
News Reporter: Hehe, thanks Arthur.

by YoutubeNerd December 18, 2009

The weather outside is weather

1. The best fucking thing you could ever possibly say in any given situation

2. An amazing quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Steve: Haven't seen you in a while man, how's it going?

Rob: My girlfriend left me yesterday after I lost my job and shortly after that, my dog was hit by a drunk driver. My life is an ever-darkening abyss, I'm so depressed and I just don't know what to do anymore. My life is crumbling around me, I'm a broken man...

Chris: THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS WEATHER!

by slamthevag8 May 10, 2011