Sod Waddle

The waddle that applies to either
I: A kid with a mental disability that makes him do the sod waddle
II: A person who just shit themselves and are making their way to the bathroom

Jim: This kid has autism.
John: oh, that might explain why he's doin the sod waddle.

by Prophet_UD December 19, 2021

bandana waddle dee

the greatest character in any kirby and also goes by "buffdana waddle dee

guy 1: holy crap that guy is gonna kill me! guy 2: no suprise, you have angered the great lord bandana waddle dee!!!! bandana waddle dee: poyo!!

by lord buffdana waddle dee March 23, 2022

Nebraskan Goose Waddle

When one waddles from participating in intense coitus the night before. Originating in Nebraska.

Person 1: did you see the english teacher doing the Nebraskan Goose Waddle today?
Person 2: yeah, the principal must've been all up in that last night!

by TheOtterOfLyfe April 17, 2014

oh shit waddup

the appropriate response to dat boi

here comes dat boi!
oh shit waddup!

by ambereyes September 23, 2017

Cracking a Wadders

Masturbating while at work.

Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.

by Barmy Army October 10, 2017

wayd

Acronym for "what are you doing"
Used in IM or text messaging situations

Bill: wayd

Rob: nothing much, just surfing the interwebz

by dszx May 9, 2009

waddlepotamus

a fatass roommate that eats your food, leaves dirty dishes everywhere, uses all of your stuff and has none of their own, has loud sex with their ugly life partner at 4 in the morning, and in general is hugely obnoxious (or just plain huge)

I feel bad for Heidi, having to share a bathroom with that waddlepotamus Jamie.

by Zoobles February 22, 2009