Half-walnut

The rear view of a vagina, available only when a naked hot woman with a thigh gap is standing.

"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."

by Cwuppacwoffee April 3, 2019

Big Walnut

A word describing someone that is incredibly old and feeble.

Hey, that guy’s kind of a Big Walnut.

by ItzMeWilton July 20, 2021

walnuts

When your nuts are a little sweaty so they stick to the side of your leg. The pre-cursor to itchy nuts.

"Dude, it's so hot in here I got the worst walnuts."

by Jawn June 4, 2005

walnut dash

1. The control panel placed in the front of an automobile housing instrumentation and controls for operation of said vehicle. Made in walnut.

2. A more delightful term for an assplosion.

1. Yvonne: Why Geoffrey, you have a such lovely walnut dash. Was it expensive? It looks expensive. Can I sleep with you now?

2. Geoffrey: Yvonne, don't go near the bathroom, I've just had a walnut dash. My ass is stinging like a bitch and the stench could take down a giraffe.

by Big Phil HT January 12, 2011

winking walnut

The chocolate starfish, the tea-towel holder, the anus

My winking walnut's in a right state after last night's vindaloo!

by Lizbie February 20, 2008

walnut

Someone who is obsessed with walls.

My best friend is a walnut.

by Nospmoht Fets January 29, 2005

walnut whip

a peverse sexual act involving excretion from the anus and ejaculation from the penis

the man excretes on the womans body, usually the chest, he then ejaculates on the excretion hence resembling a walnut whip

by Dirty stiles September 17, 2003