Wangsturbate

A word made popular by Life, the Universe, and Everything (a GameFAQs private social board). An alternate word for masturbate, except replacing the beginning with the word wang.

I'm gonna wangsturbate furiously to dat pic!1111 WHOAMG!111a!

by ANTI POP 101 April 17, 2004

wangst

Metaphorically wanking over your angst. Throwing a pity party for one, over something that isn't necessarily worth a full blown pity party. Overthinking things, creating teen emo art, but looking back at it and having a laugh about how wangsty you were.

Wangst often results in bad poems, black and white selfies by windows with rain drops on them, or other tumblr-esque art.

It is true that most great artists have gone through times of wangst, and emotional turmoil.

Bro 1: "Hey bro I noticed you were posting a lot of your own song lyrics on your blog. Is everything okay with Em?"
Bro 2: "Yeahnah things are all good. Just got a bit wangsty the other night."
Bro 1: "Wild"

by C0llincr69ig January 4, 2016

wangtastic

Something that embodies a greatly significant quantity of wang.

Have you seen that wangtastic new movie? Gave one serious hard-on.

by Shiz January 9, 2004

small-waist-in-the-afternoon-leosis

1. In the morning your pants are too small and in the afternoon their falling down.

I have small-waist-in-the-afternoon-leosis my pants are too small in the morning so I did'nt use a belt. Now their falling off.

by tnigs_ganja March 3, 2009

wangster

a wanna be gangster

You say you a wangster but you need to stop fronting.

by Nina January 22, 2003

wangtangbangalang

An orgy. Normally with Asians.

Hey Chad, come watch this wangtangbangalang!

by Flavia23 July 13, 2006

wanksta

Someone who doesn't live in the ghetto who tries to be hard by attempting to intimidate everybody, sagging there pants to their knees(literally), and talking like they dropped out of school in pre-school. I don't see how wearing expensive, feminine clothes(that they're mama bought) makes you hard.Most the dudes probably take longer to get ready in the morning than their mothers.

My suburb is full of dudes who's families obviously have more money than I ever will, go around discriminating against ppl who aren't molding into society like they are and they think they're pimps b/c they got a new Roca Wear shirt on clearance at JC Penney's. For more see poser and feminine

by dave mathews August 8, 2005