Wankenstein

A shagaholic who has been killed in 1 man 1 jar cumbat and resorected as a zombie. A wankenstein is not hungry for brains, but horny gay anal sex.

I wish Allah could cum back and fuck me all day long because of long dick. He made me horny every night and day. We fucked and shagged watching Netflix and porn. Oh I wish I had a pet wankenstein!

by JewSlayer69 May 11, 2016

Wankenstein

The process of doing two 180 degree rotations while sliding on a rail on skis and then landing with your testicles on the rail. Pain may be involved in such a trick, especially for the gentlemen.

Billy: So what trick are you going to do in the snowpark today.
Johnson: I Dunno, maybe a double switch-up on a flat rail.
Billy: Oh golly Miss Molly, i think you should go for a triple switch-up.
Johnson: Are you crazy?! If I were to attempt such a trick and land on my goods on the 3rd switch-up, I could pull off a Wankenstein.
Billy: Good point. What was I thinking?
Johnson: You weren't thinking Billy, and that's what makes America how it is today.

by Steve Franklin December 28, 2005

wankenstein

a sci fi porno and parody of frankenstein

we just watched "the return of dr. wankenstein" on hbo

by naked person April 8, 2004

cynical wankers

Those who ruin your fun by complaining about/ hating on something

There are a ton of them on this site......guess who they are

by Shawn B. September 3, 2003

wankfest

When a group friends get together and have a masterbatoin party

I had a blast with Trevor at the wankfest

by Mark Kovalsky August 16, 2007

wankenstein

A collage consisting of rank bitches from one's favorite stick mags cut and arranged to form the perfect woman.

Homemade glue for this scatch and sniff wakenstein, see you next week dude.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

Wankles

This is for someone who has really weak ankles. this can also be used as a nick name for someone who has wankles.

look there goes wankles.
why do you call him wankles?

because he has weak ankles. DUH!

by S-Cubed May 29, 2010