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wiener stiff

An alternate term used when negotiating a price on an item for sale. Used in place of “firm”
Are you wiener stiff on that price?
by A Goat among Sheep February 28, 2022
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wiener pig

A woman who is in constant search of a new male sexual partner, may or may not dress in a provocative manner. Wiener pigs search for a new male sex partner like it is an addiction. Wiener pigs are also very territorial, they tend to claim there past and present victims as their territory almost similar to a dog or cat marking their territory.
Lee told all the guys in the area to hold on to their pants because the wiener pigs have arrived and they would try and take them off to claim a new sexual partner.
by Jacqueline Li April 23, 2014
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Wiener Wash

After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.
*flush*

Man 1: Woah

Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!
by Novacaine86 May 7, 2010
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finger or wiener

A game played while blindfolded, the winner is able to determine if they're being touched by a finger or a wiener. Generally enjoyed by homosexual men or North Dakota oil field workers.
Josh: "Hey bro I got some Smirnoff ice, wanna play finger or wiener?"

Random stranger: "Sure thing I will grab the blindfold and meet you at man camp!"

Passer by: "wanna make it a finger or wiener tournament?"

Finger or wiener can also be abbreviated to F or W
by Idahospud July 4, 2014
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Wiener Diddler

A very annoying guy who won't stop bragging about how big his dick is, usually because in reality it is very small.
Spencer: Cody wouldn't stop bragging about how big his dick is in health class today.

Ross: I know, he's such a wiener diddler
by powdereddonutsmakemegonuts October 14, 2010
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Wiener crease

Hey, is that mustard in your wiener crease?
Would you like some mustard in your wiener crease?
by Gatorsara May 20, 2022
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Wiener Welding

The act of two guys touching the tips of each other’s penises together.
by Lesh69 February 8, 2018
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