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waley

(pronounced as "wa-lei", not "waylee")

- an expression commonly used by Filipinos of younger generation to denote of disapproval, epic fail, bad turnouts, or anything relevant to negativity. sometimes, it just simply means "no" or "don't have". commonly replied to someone who tells a joke, implying that the joke is not funny at all and is corny.

- if added with the prefix "na-" in the front, as in "nawaley", it would mean that something is lost.

- the antonym of "havey". see "havey".

- origin of the word comes from the Filipino word "wala", meaing "don't have" or "no" in English.
A: "Why was 6 afraid of 7?"
B: "I dunno..."
A: "Because 7, 8, 9!!!"
B: "Too bad, I already heard that! Waley! Next, please!"

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A: "Where's your cellphone?"
B: "Nawaley. I lost it in the school."

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A: "Dude, what did you get for the test?"
B: "Waley, man. I got 67"
A: "It really is waley"
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wake and bake

Morning Drew, I got 10 dollars, feel like a wake n' bake?
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Rick Wakeman

To finger a girl furiously, as Rick Wakeman of Yes fingers his keyboards
"I totally Rick Wakemaned that girl last night"
by staul December 26, 2009
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Wakeford

Ultra cool guy who fucks kirsty's, in friends beds and brakes them! Despite that listens to cool music and loves the pussaay.
Woah wakefords are so cool!
by Daniel Smurf March 22, 2012
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wake me when it's over

When you don't want to be awake to witness all of the crazy in the world.
Yo, is there a cure for COVID-19 yet? If not, wake me when it's over.
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Wakeel

Wakeel is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. If you have a wakeel as a friend you're set for life. Wakeels are literally lady magnets and can make girls wet by just looking at them.
Girl 1: Holy crap is that Wakeel *jizzes*
Girl 2: oh god it is *jizzes*
by Wakattackius the devourer February 26, 2021
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wake up to reality

Madaras speech

"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist."
Simp: "She's definitely going to love me and everything will be great"

Normal person: wake up to reality
by Kazua Kensei July 21, 2021
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