Valume

What people from the Northern United States called the volume on a Television or any speaker. Volume is a measure of how much something holds while valume is the measure of sound because its different.

Turn up that valume broski

by Ho jangles September 13, 2018

volumptuous

an extremely fat woman with cottage cheese hindquarters. Usually spotted wearing too-tight leggings and a 5XL tweety bird t-shirt.

I was walking at the store the other night and i nearly got caught in between a volumptuous woman's asscheeks because she was bent over and i wasn't watching where i was going.

by hails4rails January 4, 2009

volumenous

Loud, full of volume. Usually found in those people who compensate noise for intelligence.

Yesterday my boss spent two hours shouting at me for correcting him, he's such a volumenous man.

Our professor gets so volumenous when he doesn't know what he's talking about.

by Silverling November 2, 2013

volumetric flask

what us nerds call a "bong." (the thing you smoke cannabis indica out of)

yoo Im pretty sure Ned was using a volumetric flask this morning.

by Not-not harambe November 30, 2018

volumer

"Volumer" person who is in control of the volume

The "Volumer" (person) just adjusted the volume of the amplifier

by COZY J January 14, 2019

internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome

Noun: Repeatedly ordering items online which are much smaller than you first thought.

"Wow, all of my Christmas presents were tiny. Were they supposed to be this small?"
"No, but I got them online."
"Well, I guess you suffered from internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome."

by Jeetmaster9000 February 11, 2022

Volumchuous

Volumchuous means something that is amazing. In fact, this word should be replaced with the word amazing.

This book is so volumchuous!

by Koffff June 7, 2017