Vogel

Someone whose so deep into the closet they are finding Christmas presents. Also used to refer to someone who pursues high school aged children.

Quit being a vogel and just admit your gay!

by BLW October 22, 2006

vogler

P.N. emo bitch, emo bitch

Way to go, Vogler. What? You gonna write a song about it?

by TEH WINNAR SI ME July 26, 2004

Vogue

A word that expresses extreme joy or excitment. Closely related to The Tits...

"Oh my god! That was SOOOOOOOOOO fuckin' Vogue!"

by Brandon "Swiffer" A. February 25, 2005

Vogel

Someone who is a closet weenie toucher and who gets off on spending the night in cemeteries looking for ghosts and getting fisted by long fingered alien dudes.

A person that insults you for not taking their hobbies seriously and gets pissed off and threatens to kill you when you attempt to defend yourself.

The counter part to a Jean Vogel.

Can you believe that douche? He totally Vogeled out on us about our ghost tour.

While I was walking through the park last night, some guy tried to Vogel me about gay fisting.

At Easter this year, my grandma was talking about pulling a Jean Vogel and her sister started Vogeling on her about her mu-mu.

by judbgrdmchn September 3, 2008

vogler

An idiot. A complete moron.

That guy is a vogler

by mr charlie murphy July 20, 2006

vogeler

FUCKER; slang dutch. From the Napoleons reign, Napoleon required the population to create a last name (last names we're not in use at that time in Holland), and this was one of the names chosen as a joke, that stuck!

John Doe Vogeler; Hey look at that fucker!, hey fucker

by ahrnvbfhiu December 31, 2007

Vogue-bitchin'

To put one's hand up to block a picture being taken of them, usually done by women.

I was trying to take a picture of Kari to put on boobs.com, but she vogue-bitched me.

Trista was vogue-bitchin' all night, ruined her own birthday.

by Don Jackhamma August 6, 2008