While masturbating in the closet of a fornicating couples room, scream 'VIKING WEDDING' at the top of your lungs while jumping out before the moment of climax to punch the male in the face and insert your ejaculating cock into the woman's vagina before you run out of the house with a fistful of her jewelry.
Man that girl gets me so hot but I'm too broke to date her. I think a Viking Wedding is my only shot.
by raptorcyde July 20, 2017
Get the Viking Wedding mug.When one has the body mass of a Viking and the ability to move silently like a ninja. Makes sneak attacks far more devastating
Kyle: Zach is such a huge guy! How does he move like that?
Mozer: He's a Stealth Viking, dude.
Kyle: Put a bell on him!
Mozer: He's a Stealth Viking, dude.
Kyle: Put a bell on him!
by SharkBass028 July 10, 2010
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Rave viking. Some say one of the only men in history able to stand up to the incredible Chuck Norris.
Both have extreme powers, which have never been tested. Some say that if these two mega powers clashed, the world would end.
One day we shall find out..
One day
Both have extreme powers, which have never been tested. Some say that if these two mega powers clashed, the world would end.
One day we shall find out..
One day
by Dudlite May 2, 2010
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When you touch a violin for the first time, and you don't enjoy it. Then, for all legal and official purposes, you did not ever touch the violin
WOAH THERE! DID YOU JUST TOUCH THAT VIOLIN?
Don't worry, I have second violinity
Understandable, have a nice day
Don't worry, I have second violinity
Understandable, have a nice day
by Don'tTouchViolins May 16, 2018
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by Orchestra Kid November 12, 2018
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1. "I just had a viking last night. "
2. "I had to give myself a viking last night."
3. "Wanna do a viking?"
2. "I had to give myself a viking last night."
3. "Wanna do a viking?"
by Thorunn October 9, 2017
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