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vitamin x

Anti-depressants and mood stabilizing medcations such as Paxil, Prozac, Zanex and Zoloft, or any other hyper-comercialized pharmacutical product prescribed to treat symptoms of anxiety, panic attacks, and/or obsessive disorders.
"Looks like somebody didn't get thier vitamin x today."
by John Harmsworth January 7, 2004
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vitamin water

A product that is essentially a scam, marketed to sound nutritious. The catchy names sound good enough at first, but it's just marketing being employed. It has become an addiction to many people, usually in the USA.

Vitamin water is sugar water. While pure water bottles can hydrate you properly, the sugar water nullifies much of that effect and makes it somewhat like a disguised carbonated soft drink. This is why many people feel hyper after drinking vitamin water, and it provides one of those spontaneous bursts of energy that leave your body more tired afterwards, though most people don't realize it, and mistake the initial burst as the "magic touch", and they don't understand why they feel so tired afterwards. This is what also generates its addicting power, and what makes people shell out $3 for it.

Plus, don't drink more than one bottle, ever, because it will give you a vitamin overdose and leave you with severe symptoms such as a migraine headache, nausea, walking difficulties, blurry vision and more. Besides that, the sugar assists to bloat you.
Vitamin water is a modern scam!
by Officer Jordan May 7, 2008
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Vitamin C

Slang for Caffeine or any caffeinated beverage, especially coffee.
"I'm off to the coffee shop for my morning dose of Vitamin C."
by Optimal December 17, 2006
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Take your Vitamins

When you suck a guys dick and swallow the cum. The cum is enriched with vitamins.
by mrs. jonas March 3, 2008
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vitamin AA

Mixing Emergen-C powder with alcohol to form a germ fighting tonic. Most typically using vodka or gin, as regionally appropriate.
The only thing that killed my cough was vitamin AA.
by Rootless Cosmopolitan October 12, 2011
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vitaminerals

The shorthand way of saying "Vitamins and Minerals". Hardly is one seen without the other.
Packed with all the essential vitaminerals!
by AgentBluesky May 30, 2014
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Vitamen

Take one vitamen a day.
by Allahatopia November 25, 2018
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