Vanned

When a kid gets picked up in a van and mollested

Dude that kid down the block just got vanned.

by Profuse stranger April 4, 2017

Vance

Bad with puns, no trust
Molested some children once, well at least tried to.

His memes are shit too.

Oh yeah, his brother is a communist too.

"Vance, do you have friends?"
"Who needs friends when you have math?"

by Iamthevillain January 12, 2017

Vance

A short man with a small dick gets friend zoned all the girls pitty him to nice to his asshole friends shy but funny to mess with and good to hang out with

Alice: That guy is so adorable

Sarah : yea he’s a Vance

by Shghk November 25, 2018

Bob Vance

character on US tv show "the office" dating Meredith

Bob Vance: (Introducing himself) BobVance, Vance Refridgeration. Hi, Im Bob Vance, Vance Refridgeration.

Jim: So.. What line of work are you in Bob?

by Rock lobster8 September 2, 2009

J.D. Vance

The next senator from the great state of Ohio

J.D. Vance has no correlation to Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration

by FanOfGaddafi April 14, 2022

vanceeder

Vanceeder is a dick

Girl 1: oh ma god Mr.Vanceeder is such a dick
Girl 2: ya he gave us extra homework

by Adh3106 June 23, 2018

vannederynen

A long ass Dutch name that is only given to people that can make terrible jokes funny. On the occasion some of these people turn out to be bald

Wow the VanNederynens were a great host at the family reunion last night.

by Buttlicker3000 August 5, 2020