valentuna

a nickname commonly used for a female freak who accepts her wierdness and spells 'valentina' wrong.

You're such a valentuna!

by happygringa:0 May 18, 2011

valenny

A beautiful, sweet girl who has the biggest heart in the entire world. She has her heart set for one man but is too afraid to admit it. She is one of the best friends a girl could ever ask for and so many people need her and cant live without her. She is so caring and generous and puts other people before her needs even when not necassary. I truly love her and no one could ever hate her. She is the perfect balance between sweet, sensetive, strong, and powerful. She is beyond perfect and even angels would be jealous of her. She is gorgeous, every girl either wants to be her or her bff and every guy wants her. You should never mess with Valenny she is an angel but can kick ass! VALENNY IS JUST SIMPLY PUT AMAZING!

Valenny is such an angel.
Don't you wish you were Valenny.
I LOVE VALENNY!

by bbywishes December 13, 2013

Valena

Is a name that is mostly associated with females. She is beautiful, strong, powerful, funny and witty. She can make you laugh at just about anything. She always thinks about her friends and family first before herself. She’s definitely Risqué and not afraid to point out and poke at the funny flaws about yourself. It’s all fun and games. Did I mention she’s a MILF?

Valena is also the name of a character from Dragon Age and the name of a town in Mississippi.

You friends with Valena? I hear she's fun to hang with.

by TheBigClap June 12, 2019

Valena

The name a of women who is always hit on by men. If you date her, be lucky to hold on to her

Your dating Valena? Don't ever let her go.

by TheBigClap June 12, 2019

german valentine

when on valentine's day a love is given what seems like a box of chocolates but instead of chocolate it is filled with frozen turds.

"I gave Sandy a German valentine"

"Did it have nuts?"

by lazzar February 14, 2009

St Valentine's Day Massacre

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day

Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.

by Sexydimma March 3, 2015

valentines day

the worst day of the year i mean like we really need another day of the year to make us feel bad cause were single thank you effin hallmark

person 1:ohhhh im so happy its valentines day

person 2:why this is the worst day of the year

person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!

by join the teenage army March 12, 2008