vanity strength

The appearance of having great strength, but really having the strength of a sick nine year school girl.

Person 1: Did you see how strong Tom got over the summer.
Person 2: Ugh. It’s vanity strength. He helped me move and couldn’t even pick up a box of clothes.

Person 1: Man what a bitch.

by That+guy November 4, 2017

vanity breeding

Purposely conceiving a human child with the intention of raising a person who resembles themselves literally and possibly figuratively.

"Despite the common knowledge of millions of starving orphans in the world, many wealthy and seemingly well-educated couples continued to engage in the tradition of vanity breeding. Their culture not only celebrated it, but also regarded those who chose not to with disappointment, and sometimes even contempt."

by Dirt3:8 May 14, 2018

Vanity

When Adisco beats everyone and gets to the finals only to chop last.

Adisco is the new definition for Vanity.

by gob3master July 5, 2018

Vanity Post

A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.

“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.

by Rustbelt_Noir May 7, 2019

Vanity MC

A sinkhole of a server that gets reset once a year and in which factions and prisons is favoured over skyblock.

Ahh shit, hypixel sb is pulling a vanity mc

by Busty Catholic priest July 11, 2019

Valktyz

Valktyz is a fucking legend

Wow valktyz is really fucking cool

by Valktyz January 23, 2020

Valititty

Valititty, Small breasts that are still ver much valid titty’s

Yo bro look at Samantha’s tittys
What tittys? She ain’t got none
Come on there at least Valititty’s

by Wolfenstone November 7, 2019