valanteen

The most sexy, swagy, tallest person. She has black eyes and the perfect shoulder length brown hair. Shes the most energetic person but the most unathletic person you will meet. She may seem smart but she's a dumbass.

'' oh yea valanteen? Yea I know her she is the zexyest person I know .''

by Valanteenfofo March 16, 2021

valand

A charming alpha male who has an enormous big penis. Ladies melt when he is around.

She: How you're feeling today?

Him: I'm feeling pretty valand today on god no cap.

by samurai37940 November 22, 2021

Valaine

Valaine is a super nice person that cares for others and is known for her love and affection for football (soccer) and dogs.

Valaine is amazing!!!

by TheGoat2.0 November 22, 2021

Valak

The name of the Main Antagonist featured in The Conjuring 2, And The Nun.

Girl: Has anyone seen the conjuring 2?

Girl 2: Yeah, Valak was extremely petrifying. *shivers*

by whatwouldgaypeoplesay January 7, 2023

vala

vala, oh that sexy mother fucker. she will light up the room with her smile and the way she looks at you. she is the most amazing smart person, you'll ever see. if you are friends with her then noting in the world matters

vala dammmmmmmmmm she is sexy

by Indi_theow February 15, 2023

jizz valcano

When your dick sprays cum every where because a guys erection is so hard

Dude last night with my girl I had a jizz valcano

by Cameronblue19 June 29, 2017

Isaac valadas

Isaac is a boy which every girl likes. He has a big nose big lips but that doesn’t worry them. He normally has an Edgar cut and all girls love him! He’s mini Mike Tyson because he’s so good at boxing. If you see a Isaac run away because he will run after you with eagle toes

Isaac valadas is cool

by Valadas1221 February 12, 2023