Akin to a phantom limb but goofier this is the sensation that you are wearing underwear when in fact your skin is bare. Heightened by lack of sleep or laziness in self-care, your skin begins to feel like a barrier of cloth. As tactile hallucinations it is equally harmless and lacking in value.
Undy-thesia sets in a few days after you stop adhering to certain standards of dress. I surprised myself and a homeless man while riding my bike in a skirt into the wind. He gasped, "Oh, thats beautiful!" Like brushing your teeth and not farting in public, put in the effort to maintain certain standards. Treat yo' self.
by Pointlesslywordyredditmoron May 19, 2022

Which girls pee on the potty through which they wet their dark blue panty undies less, since when girls pee their unambulatory to take of their dark blue panty undies.
by Turo Fernandez September 26, 2018
