utah utes

An overrated school that won a BCS game twice and thinks theyre the baddest team on the planet.

utah utes: we won a bcs bowl!!!!

everyone else: whoop dee doo...now shut the fuck up.

by UTESUK October 5, 2009

Utelle Face

A Random funny insult meaning your face looks like a womans Uterus. Many will not know what you are talking about.

A: 'Random Insult'
B: 'Random Insult'
A: Yeah, yeah...Well your a Utelle Face.
B: .....*Walks off*

by Fashion Victim July 29, 2008

uterospect

Disregarding all outside factors or influences, usually when examining a situation or object. Aimed at obtaining a fresh perspective.

Jane formed her own opinions because she would examine things in uterospect.

by zob zylan February 13, 2007

uterine migraine

Cramping so violent and painful that it feels like a migraine is going on in your uterus.

"OMG, I feel like I'm in labor. I have a total uterine migraine."

by pablo_neruda August 17, 2009

Utensilist

Someone who has a hatred or intolerance towards a specific utensil. Sporks are the most common victims of utensilists.

"I hate sporks, they aren't good as a fork OR a spoon"

"You UTENSILIST. I can't believe you. If you can't learn to accept all kinds of utensils, we're through."

by whatsonmymind August 30, 2009

uterine jewelry

an intrauterine contraceptive device (iud)

I'm going to the box doc today for my annual uterine jewelry inspection.

by gefion October 18, 2010

Uterpenis

A fictional penis that can function as a womb; a combination of a penis and a uterus. Impregnated by a woman by unknown means.

Childbirth is extraordinarily painful.

When asked how he could be carrying his girlfriend's child, Damien replied that it was in his uterpenis.

by Astral Kepeire April 12, 2011