umbrella hitchhike

to hitch a walk under a stranger's umbrella when it's raining.

Paul: It was raining so hard I had to umbrella hitchhike a couple blocks on my way here.

James: Dude, that's pretty dangerous, invading a stranger's personal space like that.

by thejellybeanjunkie December 29, 2010

sopping wet pink umbrella

A sopping wet vagina

She had a sopping wet pink umbrella from being soo horny and wanting me sooo bad.

by m-dubya May 27, 2005

Umbrella

What you do after snorting a line. Involves pulling up the side of your nose flap that you snorted the line through and sniffing real hard to get everything you just snorted in your system better.

"just sniffed a tab."
"Don't forget the umbrella."
"Oh yeah i forgot."

by pill pro May 17, 2010

umbrella

where someones head of their dick is way bigger than the rest of their cock

dude, D flore got an umbrella

by jesse jackson April 11, 2003

umbrella-terming

Umbrella-terming is an act of obfuscation that involves inventing terms or words that includes a set of disparate concepts (especially neoliberal gender identities) within its definition in order to prevent any attempt at arriving at a meaningful understanding of the specific individual issues. For example, using the term "oppressed" when someone speaks of improving working conditions of exploited workers, and saying that transwomen are more oppressed than factory workers.

Sarah: I'm a homosexual woman. I'm a woman who loves a woman. And i want us to have equal rights as that of regular married couples. I'm not LGBTQIA+ or whatever.
Zooey: As a translesbian, i find that deeply transphobic. Besides, it's 2SLGBTQIA+, and excluding the 2-spirited from...
Sarah: Just shut up already with your umbrella-terming! In trying to address a concrete problem!

by Class struggle memes May 23, 2023

cheese umbrella

The act of pouring a bucket of puss down on a busy street hitting people with umbrellas.

Shit babe! I got cheese umbrella' today!

by Cheeseumbrellastan May 15, 2016

Wet Umbrella

When a man is fucking a girl reverse cowboy style, pulls his dick out until just the tip is in forming the shaft of the umbrella. Then the girl pees, creating a wet umbrella.

Damn, my girlfriend insisted on trying the wet umbrella, and shit was it good.

by Fab 5!!!! August 5, 2008