tweeting around

when you've been tweeting several different people without your spouses consent.

Wife- "Honey, you haven't been tweeting around with my girlfriends lately have you?"

Husband- "I just feel like our social relationship is coming to an end and i have needs."

Wife- "your dead to me!"

by dog eats god April 25, 2011

pocket tweet

A tweet sent by mistake, when the phone is left unlocked in someon's pocket.

Example of a pocket tweet: @@#@@@

by DirectionerForLife September 13, 2013

Tweet Twit

Someone who acts like a idiot on Twitter by posting negitive and idiotic comments.

Two guys recently acted like Tweet Twits by posting hateful comments on Twitter

by BruinKiller3469 January 24, 2013

Bitch tweet

Trump responding to disparaging remarks from "dishonest media types "

Don't make me bitch tweet you and make you move your factory to USA

by Mc Colorado January 10, 2017

Cheef tweeting

Tweeting stupid stuff that no one cares about while high as hell off that kush, dro, haze, fruity, silver or any other strong weed etc.

Dude1 tweets: Oh sht...these peanuts I got sorta look like cashews.

Dude2 tweets: @Dude1 sit your high as down somewhere and stop cheef tweeting.

by Whogivesa_fuqq November 03, 2011

AIMH Tweet

The og iconic tweet posted by louis tomlinson saying "Always in my heart @Harry_Styles . Yours sincerely, Louis" on 02/10/2011 after Harry Styles retweeted a tweet by a fan that said "if louis is happy with eleanor, then so am i. but spare a thought for harry, hes probably got a broken heart."

Larry is and always will be real bitches.

Larrie 1 : What do you think is the biggest larry proof of all times ?
Larrie 2 : Oh definitely the matching tattoos and the AIMH Tweet for me.

by Iwillsurvive April 23, 2022

tweet skeet

1) someone who tries to advertise porn via twitter
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz

Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.

1) balkrykjhg: Hilton,Briteny,and many more celebs, naked
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link

"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."

by suyinmei August 22, 2009