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live tweeting

When watching a show on TV, for example sports or an episode of some reality show, people tweet about what is happening in the show or their own opinions on it. Usually people use a show’s name as a hashtag in their tweets. Same kind of phenomenon can also be seen on other social media applications.
Example of live tweeting: FIN-SWE 2-1 atm!! #olympics
by Blog 12 January 28, 2015
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pocket tweet

A tweet sent by mistake, when the phone is left unlocked in someon's pocket.
Example of a pocket tweet: @@#@@@
by DirectionerForLife September 14, 2013
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tweet skeet

1) someone who tries to advertise porn via twitter
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz

Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.
1) balkrykjhg: Hilton,Briteny,and many more celebs, naked
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link

"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."
by suyinmei August 22, 2009
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tweet twitch

A verb describing the process of reflexively posting and responding to Twitter tweets by pure spinal reflex -- without involvement of the brain. In serious cases, tweet twitchers may black out and discover hours of tweets they have no memory of making. Research suggests a possible connection to fugue states (which see).

Frequently, but not always, a binge of tweet twitching is followed by regret, remorse -- and, eventually, relapse.
1) Freaked abt post just tweet twitched. Must remember: just a slip. Am powerless ovr Twttr & life has become unmangeable.

2) Dude, XTREME tweet twitching last nite. Woke up w/out girlfriend & most BFFs.
by jmknapp53 December 30, 2009
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tweet stealer

one who steals tweets from your homepage
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Bitch tweet

Trump responding to disparaging remarks from "dishonest media types "
Don't make me bitch tweet you and make you move your factory to USA
by Mc Colorado January 10, 2017
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Status tweet

When someone uses a hashtag on facebook, much to the annoyance of his/her friends. Usually results in unfriending of the person and or burning down of their house.
Facebook:

Fernando: Just got my license! #elated

Alejandro: stfu. Status tweets are not allowed.
by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012
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