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'Twas ain't

A phrase that combines the contractions 'twas (it was) and ain't (is not), closely meaning "It was not" or "It is not".

In a casual conversation appropriate use would be in the context of disagreement or disapproval.

On January 6, 2008, on a surprisingly warm Sunday evening (A stark contrast from the frigid cold one had to endure the previous days) under the influence of a particular, earthy substance, two Chicago residents named Jason and Carla spoke of fancied and eloquent discourse in the comfort of Carla's bedroom.

As their conversation ran it's natural course, Carla verbally penetrated Jason's psyche, and in doing so planted the seed to would blossom into divine inspiration. Then from the mind to the voice came the words "'Twas ain't!, birthed from Jason's mouth.

Laughter ensued.
Carla: This particular term sounds concurrently Shakespearean and CRUNK!

Jason: 'Twas AIN'T! More specifically, surely our lovechild that is this newfound phrase contains within itself allusions of both Shakespeare and contemporary, Black-urban vernacular.
by Jason Min and Carla Zamora January 14, 2008
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Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler

While recieving fellatio, the reciever either jams his cock to the back of the giver's throat before ejaculation, or the giver willing engulfs the mass of meat to fill the back of her throat. The result is that the penis head touches the tonsils at the back her throat while climaxing, leaving a thick coating of DNA on her tonsils. It is important that she not throw up despite her gag reflex, because then it would cease at being the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler and become the Italian Bistro. Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.
Mary asked me if I loved her, so I gave her the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler so that she would know my true feelings for her.
by Throbbin P. Ness December 16, 2006
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Related Words
Twasm tasmania Twamp twasted twam twaimz tasman twash Twasn't twastard

Twamp Deuce

That guy's jersey says Twamp Deuce.
by Maggie K May 8, 2005
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Twasokay

The past tense version 'Sokay', meaning something was okay.
"My bad son, i didnt pick you up at the bodega." "Twasokay, i got a ride with my boy Grass."
by Hollaback1212 January 5, 2009
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Twasok

A mixture of a twonk and a wasok

So basically has the same meaning as both of them witch is a general idiot or fool, numpty and that kind of thing.

A word used when you're told a story of someone's foolishness.
1; Ahh mate, yesterday i fell up the stairs at school infront of the girl i'm getting on and all of her friends!

2; Dude! You twasok!
by FreakBitchBaby January 2, 2010
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tasmanian swordfish

The act of fingering a girl underwater, and having a sharp fingernail, cutting the inside of her anus, mixing blood in water that would attract a swordfish.
Bro, I gave my underwater kangaroo a Tasmanian Swordfish the other day.
by RainbowTrout69 November 6, 2014
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TROJ_TASMER.B

This memory-resident Trojan acts as an Internet Relay Chat (IRC)
client fileserver and broadcasts itself in the IRC channel irc.dal.net.
It enables a remote user access to an infected user's computer files
via connection to port 46666.

TROJ_TASMER.B

Details:
Upon execution, this Trojan creates the following registry entry in the
Windows System directory so that it executes at every system
startup:

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\
CurrentVersion\RunTaskManager=“%winsysdir%\tskmngr .exe”

It drops a copy of itself as TSKMNGR.EXE in the windows system
directory and then exits. Thereafter, every time the computer is
started, TSKMNGR.EXE executes and runs in the background as a
process. It listens to Transmission Control Protocol (TCP) port
46666 and broadcasts itself in the IRC channel irc.dal.net. Once
active, it acts as an IRC client fileserver that any remote user with
the client program can connect to and access.

The Trojan's body contains the following text strings:

tskmngr.exe
Task Manager
ftp -s:c:\flog
%s, %s : USERID : UNIX : %s%c%c
PRIVMSG %s :ctcp <nick> PING 848348, help, getnick
<nick>, getnonick, rnick <nick>!!, sacker time
low_port
high_port addy, jacker time ip ip ip etc, stopsack,

stopjack, spawn filename, ftpget EVERYTHING,
randnick,
clone, clonedie
TROJ_TASMER.B
Aliases:
TROJAN_TASMER.B, TASMER.B,
Backdoor-DV, Backdoor.Tasmer.b,
W32/Tasmer.46395,
W95/Backdoor.Tasmer.B, Troj/Narnar.B
by shanker0987654321 September 20, 2009
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