Turdsnuggler

someone so wrapped up in his own shit cannot see the woods for the trees

Such a conceited cunt a real turdsnuggler

by whinging old bastards July 29, 2018

turasi

only human alive with good music. great to have a cup of tea with and jam out.. down to earth but doesn’t go outside.. hella talented and great friend to have

turasi is above everyone else

by gingerbreadman October 1, 2018

turdsgiving

Celebrations modeled on a 1621 diarrhoea outbreak, after feasting on harvest shared by the European colonists (Pilgrims) of Plymouth and the Wampanoag people.

1) On the streets of Portland, Oregon, it's turdsgiving everyday!

2) On the streets of San Francisco, it's turdsgiving everyday!

3) Skid row's homeless population celebrates turdsgiving on the streets everyday!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 5, 2021

lava turds

Liquid shit that is so hot it oozes out of your ass like lava.

After eating the cheese rolls from Taco Bell, MArk had to drop off some serious lava turds.

by snarky1 May 24, 2009

Gran Turismo

Literally the only PlayStation game left from the PS1 days.

Tyler: "There's still no new Crash Bandicoot."
Dresher: "We still got Gran Turismo."
Tyler: "IT AIN'T THE SAME WITHOUT THE REST OF THE PS1 GANG!"

by ShutUpImMe June 5, 2016

Turf Turds

The little pieces of black rubber found in the astro turf on a marching field (aka football field). They get everywhere, and once there, they're impossible to fully get rid of... They're annoying, but they are a way of life. For the truly dedicated band student, finding a turf turd often triggers an episode of Marching Band Withdrawl.

It's been six months since the last time I was on a marching field, and I'm still finding turf turds in my shoes! Dang, I miss marching season...

by A Sharp Major July 7, 2020

xander tufts

an Asian that is smart of course. goes to a crappy school and wishes he was like his peers

xander tufts he so asian

by unkown696969 September 20, 2022