Squishy Turban

The female equivalent of 'Tea Bagging'

To put ones vagina over a persons head like a turban.

*Playing halo (game)*
Boy - 'HA, I just tea bagged you!'
Girl - just you wait until you die next, I will Squishy Turban you back!'

by wordsandthingsandstuff February 24, 2014

foul turban

Body odor or anything that smells of poor personal hygiene.

We started making out back at her place but I was getting some kind of foul turban off of her. It was treacherous!

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

tualatin

Tualatin's population is, in general, so physically attractive that they have no choice but to have sex almost continually. It is a pretty good town, but the commercial ventures suffer from the lack of interest in anything but sex. Sex shops are guaranteed to thrive, although the town is probably nearing its saturation level, so that may not be as profitable in the near future as it once was. An interesting fact about Tualatin is that it is the only walled city in the United States. The mayor implemented the enormous project in 2003 to stop ugly people from migrating into the city limits.

I got approval to go to Tualatin for spring break and it was crazy! I never knew I had so much cum built up inside of me!

by erOTic December 14, 2008

Turangi

Small hydro powered town in the middle of New Zealand, boasts the best fly fishing in the summer and gateway to the whakapapa ski fields. also has one of the highest rates of teen pregnancy as well as crime. lush growing areas for copius amounts of weed. hell hole in the middle of nowhere with a burger king.

" have you been to Turangi?"
"yeah i stayed there once and got robbed"

by ow fella bay April 14, 2012

turban

A totally pimpin’ type of hat. It’s made of long strips of fabric wrapped around the head, and sometimes adorned with gold and stuff. Turbans have recently become taboo because of US government sponsored racial profiling of Arabs.

That turban is bling!

by Shard April 19, 2005

Tula

Tula is the sexiest person you’ve ever met. But her perfection is unmatched not only in appearance but also in her kind heart and open mind. All in all Tula is the best person you’ll ever meet. She however has an unfortunate habit of being late everywhere she goes. But her habit of being late doesn’t hold up her life, just the people around her. She is also not defined by the Chilean drink or their name for the male genitalia!

I’m late, just like a Tula! I only wish I looked like one too!

by The tuka chark January 15, 2022

Tampa Bay Turban

—noun

a large deposit of semen on the top, middle of ones head; usually in a tidy swirl shape similar to that of an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen

Jed's mom was a real snake charmer last night. I gave her a picture-perfect Tampa Bay Turban.

by Tampa Bay Tyrone February 25, 2009