turban assault vehicle

A cab that smells so bad with body odor, upon entry, it feels like you got smacked in the face with a slab of putrid flesh. These cabs are usually driven by men of Indian/Pakistani descent and in many cases wear turbans on their heads.

I am feeling a bit light-headed after a five minute ride in a turban assault vehicle.

by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005

turban tastic

something so good that it makes you want to put on a turban

Fuck me! That goal was turban tastic *puts on a turban*

by Robin February 6, 2005

Trufax.

Trufax is the collaboration of the words true and facts. It is the highest grade of facts and is irrefutable, if someone unjustly claims trufax they are in breach of the law that is trufax and are sentenced a punishment, that can range from a cash pay out to death. With in a group of individuals, there are assigned truth knights, or The Champion Knights of Truth, these are the people who confirm claims, or rule against an unjust claim, of trufax. But in the wrong hands, the power of trufax can be terribly abused, so choose your knights wisely, for they have the power to confirm even the most hideous of truths.

James: "Every religion is a lie."
The Freshmaker & Rippling Rick (The Champion Knights of Truth): "Trufax."

Trufax has been claimed by the rightful authorities, and therefore Religion is a lie. All Religious debate has been forever solved.

That is an example of Trufax at its finest. I will not provide an example of abuse, as it is unthinkable and quite frankly makes me feel sick to my stomach.

by Mr. Rick July 21, 2010

Putting the turban on the Sheik

When a male is masturbating and he wraps a toliet paper around his penis to catch the semen.

Bob "I blew my load but luckly I had put the turban on the sheik."

by yin August 5, 2004

Turf Dick

A painful condition of the penis. This can
occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.

Sorry girls I can't tonight cause I have TURF DICK.

by Stinky71 January 19, 2009

Turdasm

A turd that feels so unbelievably good when you pass it, making you scream "Oh, God!" as if you were having an orgasm.

"Those four beef and bean burritos gave me a turdasm!"

by Jimmy Speedo June 30, 2009

turbanization

The growth of turbans in the U.S. a.k.a Muslims.

Wow this turbanization is a drag!!!

by Bhernandez93 July 22, 2016