turbo bottom

Turbo bottoms are bottoms that constantly need/want another toy/cock in their ass. If a bottom likes being the receptive partner during sex, a turbo bottom will aggressively go after a penetrative partner and engage in physical actions to get what they want, including putting both hands on the wall and pushing back onto said insertive partner.

he's such a turbo bottom he practically threw me on the bed climbed on and jack-hammered himself up and down like a possessed pogo stick

by Natty02912 October 22, 2010

Turbo Nigga

A African man who is really fast

Usain Bolt is a Turbo Nigga

by triggeredwhigger December 5, 2017

Turbo Retard

A Turbo Retard is someone who acts so quickly, they don't have time to think about what they're doing. This usually ends up being something so dumb, everyone in a 50m radius facepalms in disbelief, its like a train wreck you just can't look away.

Turbo retards act faster than synapse exchange, and thus cannot understand how retarded their actions are.
In their minds they are gods among men, galaxy brains surrounded by smooth brains.

Bob went Turbo Retard the other day... he just bought a whole new monitor because his display cable was broken.
Damn Frank over there is going Turbo Retard on those targets, has he even landed a shot?
Damn Billy you gotta stop going Turbo Retard or you'll never work out how to solve this one.

by Admiral Doot Doot June 15, 2021

turbo dyke

A term referring to an overtly masculine lesbian, often associated with the hatred of men for outpenising them.

That she-cop was a serious turbo dyke.

by Alleander August 25, 2006

Romance-turbation

Act of creating a fictitious romantic relationship with someone you desire who is already attached, patently disinterested, or otherwise unattainable.

Kelly is already with Anthony so whatever story Joey tells you is all just romance-turbation.

by tagz November 1, 2008

turbo boner

A person that has a such a gnar erection that nothing can make it go away

dude i cant get up...some one will see my turb0 b0ner

by waaaaaaah January 27, 2005

turbo fist

Fast and furious masturbation by a male.

He was beating off so quickly it was almost like he had a turbo fist.

by Kajoe September 5, 2006