Trumptardation

A mental deficiency which causes the afflicted to suffer from a complete inability to tell the truth or even know the truth from fiction, opinion or fantasy. A state of willful dis-association from reality.

An entire group of people suffer from Trumptardation to the detriment of all humans.

by Arch Angel Michael/Azrael April 11, 2019

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trumptarded

Describing something so idiotically stupid that it could only have been done by the mediocre reality TV star and five-time bankruptcy champion currently wasting oxygen in the White House.

Taking a dangerous malaria medication in order to prevent coronavirus is seriously trumptarded. What in the f**k's wrong with you?

by Vasectimus May 22, 2020

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Bloody Trumpet

N: Fellatio from the girl you had intercourse with while she was on the rag.

Good God, what's on Rebecca's face? Crap, did she give Eddie a bloody trumpet again?!

by Austin Pealy June 18, 2014

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Dick Trumpet

An obnoxious individual with a swollen ego and a bad case of verbal diarrhoea.

I hear that Donald Trump's wig is made from the shaved pelt of the magical lion Aslan. It has a mystical power that turns the wearer into a complete and utter dick trumpet

by Noddy VanWinkle May 23, 2016

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Jericho Trumpets

Jercho Trumpet was a name given to the sirens on the bottom of Junkers Ju 87 Stukas.
They were boxes with a small propeller mounted near the landing gear. The idea was to demoralise allied troops and inflict psychological trauma.

Allied Troop: Jesus Christ, you hear those Jericho Trumpets?Allied Troop #2: Yeah, it's a death sentence when you hear that.

by L4SR September 15, 2016

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