touché salesman

Touché is used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point, usually after contradicting the user's previous point.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.

1) Peter: I'm pretty sure we've never had a volcano either.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.

by Freddy18 November 11, 2011

Trouch

Trouch is a single word that represents the "truth that hurts." Derived from the words truth and ouch.

She is crying because she just found out the trouch that her husband is seeing another man!

by Klizfer March 18, 2012

toilet water toucher

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that references the male anatomy in a way that expresses it being so big and long that it touches the water in the toilet while sitting down.

"dude did you see Jimmy in the shower after practice?! holy hell i didn't know he had one of them toilet water touchers!"

"Katie can't really sit down today, she said she was with a dude last night that had one of them toilet water touchers."

by Jam Master Joke August 15, 2009

boy toucher

A tall man with a dirty beard, wearing glasses and has tattoos. Might also drive a Rabbit.

Hey I hear that Jake is a boy toucher.

by c0rkskrew April 2, 2009

touched

someone who's just a little extra f*$ked up in a very wierd/almost non-tolerable sort of way.

Many people thought the works of Picasso, Van Gogh and Igor Stravinsky were touched because they grasped concepts that were very hard to understand for their time.

by planarianzero February 22, 2003

Tronched Out

To get completely wasted one night, hook up with somebody and have rough drunk sex and end up looking completely ruined while doing the walk of shame the next morning.

Gurl...I had to do the walk of shame looking all tronched out

by Tronchies March 8, 2011

touched

to be recognised by God (or some other higher being) as significant

I was born to raise hell, a nigga from the gutta
Word to mother, I'm touched

by hendope December 13, 2018