Skip to main content

transparent hypocrisy

the intentional misrepresentation (or uncanny delusion) that you are supposedly being transparent
Transparent hypocrisy - like preaching temperance from a bar stool; C-SPAN (seen all those televised proceedings that were promised during the election campaigns?);

- like claiming to be a patriot while giving aid and comfort to the enemy (raising a question about whether the Supreme court decision might somehow eventually allow an imbalance in citizens rights while granting a non-citizen terrorist the full legal rights of a citizen)
- is like worrying about global warming, but not about your globetrotting airplane habit or mansion-sized electric bill
by op_position February 5, 2010
mugGet the transparent hypocrisy mug.

Transparenthood

(n.) The state, position, or relation of a horrible parent charading as a successful parent, regardless of the obvious truth.
Your kids are all well dressed criminals due to your transparenthood, you hypocritical idiot.
by Belthazarus March 15, 2010
mugGet the Transparenthood mug.

transportator

One who transports as a profession.
Welcome aboard, I will be your transportator today. Please no screaming, though fainting is alright.
by Luna Kora April 17, 2021
mugGet the transportator mug.

Public Transportation

vehicles that 930 million people tend to use every day
there are 7.753 billion people in this world as of writing this
that's quite a lot of percentage ngl

you probably have rode it once ig
"ride public transportation to save the ecosystem" A said.
"but about 6.8b people don't ride them" B said
"45% of people in america has no access to public transportation btw"
by ShimYeong January 25, 2022
mugGet the Public Transportation mug.

transportate

A method used to describe from going to point A to point B; mixture between transporting and skateboarding; doing skateboarding tricks while transporting to another place.
"I'm gonna go transportate over there to get a drink"
by fecklespeckle May 11, 2008
mugGet the transportate mug.

Cosby Transporter

The act of gaping your partners anus wide enough to deposit ones feces inside. Soon after the reciever will continue this process on a fellow parter. This will continue until the feces reaches its final destination.
"That ass was so gaping that I could've done a Cosby Transporter"
by d.m.n. October 22, 2006
mugGet the Cosby Transporter mug.

crustacean transportation

1. disseminating one's infection of crabs amongst a small group of people generally through participating in a Bacchanal orgy.

2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.
Thomas: "I heard that Michael partook of the optional employee debauch last night."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."

"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."
by Danfield January 15, 2007
mugGet the crustacean transportation mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email