trampoline

Resuming stupid or dangerous behavior with little or no learning from previous experience or expert analysis.

"He stayed at home for, like, three days, then trampolined to a party and picked up this chick and took her home. She was really hot - her temperature was 104."

by TheDomWTF March 23, 2020

Not A Trampoline

If youre looking it up you know what it is

do you want to listen to not a trampoline

by IHeartLemonDemon September 10, 2022

The Bad Kind of Trampolining

This unused and long term is used for when a NSFW video / gif or a normal video / gif is cropped to where someone "trampolining" looks like the person or thing is getting railed by something or someone.

Ben: Look at this anime character trampoline .
Jerome: Hm, that looks wrong.
Avery: Oh what the fuck, that's The Bad Kind of Trampolining.

by DumbassOofGuy April 7, 2021

Trampoline Dodgeball

Getting balls in the face for an hour from a man dressed as a wolf jumping on a trampoline.

I got trampoline dodgeballed last night, my face still hurts and I'm still hot and sweaty.

by CylonChris January 4, 2022

Trampoline

A piece of equipment used to jump on and do tricks such as flips; also known as a flaccid floor

When leaving a trampoline park, you may thank the employees by saying, “thank you for letting me play on your flaccid floors”

by Tortilla Milf March 3, 2022

Welch’s trampoline

While In a Threesome have one member lying down on there back on the verge of diarrhea (should be watery and dark like welch’s cranberry juice) Place another member mouth open at the ass of the member laying down the final member should then be standing over the member lying down and when all parties are ready you will jump up and down on the stomach of the person laying down forcing them to shit uncontrollably into the other person mouth then completing the welch’s trampoline

These sisters i got with last night were mad freaky, we did a welch’s trampoline in the dorm room, almost broke the bed bro

by Dr.jbalvin May 5, 2024

trampoline worthy

When a part of a girl's body is so big and perky you want to bounce a part of your body on it.

"When she took her shirt off i had to bounce my dick on them, they were trampoline worthy!"

by MintyDictionary August 8, 2015