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Torturing the Porcelain

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.
I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.
by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014
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Tortured Fart

Flatulence so violent that when released sounds like a series of high-pitched screams.
"WHAT the hell was that?!?!"
"Tortured Fart."
"Damn...."
by scrappington2 September 19, 2014
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Mentos Torture

A form of torture even worse than cock n ball torture. It works through forcing someone to swallow a dozen of mentos and shove Coca-Cola down their throat. Afterwards, you must tape their mouth ASAP. Unlike cock n ball torture, this is less kinky than other forms of torture (which makes it even worse for those kinds of people). The pain is unimaginable.
A: "Shut up before I tie you up and shove coke n mentos down your throat."
B: "Oh shit, not Mentos Torture!"
by Mentos Man March 5, 2022
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tongue torture

Basically CBT for your tongue. Can be physical or tasteful.
Eating a bag of sour patch kids is Tongue torture.
by greatalpaca June 15, 2020
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Comedic Torture

When a situation is so cringey it ends up being funny.
"Hey do you whats funny about you being indigineous?"

"What?"

*Awkwardly long time amount of silence*

"So am I"

"Dude that was comedic torture"
by BennyBigBoi August 4, 2019
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Torture Apologist

A person who offers an argument in defense of the controversial practice of inflicting severe pain or suffering on someone as a punishment or in order to force them to do or say something.
The torture apologist provided insider knowledge to defend his views on the use of torture on prisoners to obtain valuable information.
by camwilcox November 25, 2020
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bread torture

a style of torture where you spam misspelt versions of the word bread in discord group chats.
<Jake> Hey guys how are you doing?
<Emily> baBRD
<Mike> RBAEDB
<Emily> brAED
<Mike> baRBaE
<Emily> BAREfF
<Jake> wtf this is bread torture
by waffle___ April 9, 2021
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