totally intense

A phrase coined by stoners on Long Island in the 1970's to describe the experience of listening to Pink Floyd's dark Side of The Moon LP.

One stoner to another; Dude pop this in the 8-track its Floyd man...its totally intense.

by Jim Brett April 25, 2008

Total Existence Failure

When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.

Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.

by Al Benedict October 22, 2009

total pussy destruction

When a pussy is totally destroyed by a big thick cock =total pussy destruction

Total pussy destruction is what happend to that girl after riding that guys cock

by cunt munchier July 13, 2014

Getting totally rad

Something my buddy and I say instead of "getting High"

Its something you can say around your folks without them knowing what you mean.

Dude 1 to dude 2: Hey bro! Wanna go down to the creek and get totally rad?

Dude 2: Heck yes my good sir! I would love to go down to the creek and get totally rad with you!

Dad: Huh?

Dude 2:....... I love getting totally rad...

Dad (in a murmur):.... fuckin kids

by Supercoolguyfromdownthestreet June 16, 2009

Totally Swank

The phrase State Test Writers use when they want to appeal to a younger audience. It's fun to read the rough draft of a student's essay when they uses phrases like totally swank!

Though his tomb has not yet been excavated, it is said to be a totally swank underground palace.

by totallyswank May 21, 2011

Total War

Total war is a conflict of unlimited proportions in which a faction mobilizes all available resources in order to destroy another faction's ability to defend it self.

Good and evil remain engaged in total war for all of time, manifesting their battle fields in many ways but always their core remain the same, love verses hatred, from slavery verses abolition too depression verses happiness, total war continues.

by Michael J. Taylor March 30, 2008

Total Request Live

It's not even a show. It's just one big advertizement for forgettable and overly cliched pop/rap music.

Total Request Live is the final reason why I stopped watching MTV and turned to the MP3 scene for less biased music requests.

by AYB June 19, 2003