by davieboy June 8, 2005
Get the tennesee tophat mug.an uncircumcised penis. Looking at the penis head on (no pun intended) it looks like a penis with a tophat on.
by MStache August 26, 2012
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Yet another name for a mullet. Refering the the hairstyle of the rednecks that live in the town just northwest of Houston, TX.
by M.P.B March 19, 2008
Get the tomball tophat mug.A sex maneuver where multiple men cum on a girls hair - so much so that it looks like they have a snowy hat
by Lil` BananaDick September 9, 2018
Get the Alaskan Tophat mug.Where during the act of love, the male inconspicuously jizzes into the victims hair. So when the act of love is complete, the victim walks away unknowingly victimized.
Only two people in the world that are known to down this is:
1. The flash
2. Ryan Reynolds!
Due to the fact that Ryan Reynolds does not fuck. For he skull fucks the victims viciously. Where the victim is blinded by either physical damage, due to where he jabbed their eye sockets. Or where the victim is blinded by love!
Only two people in the world that are known to down this is:
1. The flash
2. Ryan Reynolds!
Due to the fact that Ryan Reynolds does not fuck. For he skull fucks the victims viciously. Where the victim is blinded by either physical damage, due to where he jabbed their eye sockets. Or where the victim is blinded by love!
by Nigger,Man October 28, 2010
Get the Invisible Tophat mug.JImmy was a tophatter becausse he would sit on the toilet taking a crap and jerking off at the same time.
by Grant Hand February 6, 2005
Get the tophatter mug.When you take a shit in urine sample jar then place screw on lid on top of turd ,WITHOUT LAUGHING ,handing it to parole officer.
I MR HANKEYS TOPHAT ed that motherfucker!!!
by D6⁶6 February 20, 2022
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